Instant coffee, a beautiful thing,
It makes me laugh, it makes me sing,
It makes my heart go pingle-dee-ping,
much faster than it should.

Instant coffee, a beautiful sight,
It makes me restless through the night,
It pumps my blood likes thieves in flight,
much faster than it should.

Instant coffee, a wonderful drink,
It makes my mouth develop a stink,
It slithers when washed away in the sink,
much faster than it should.

Instant coffee, a beautiful drug,
It makes me happy when poured in a mug,
and down the old gullet it slips with a glug,
much faster than it should.

Instant coffee, you ought to try
I can’t much offer reasons why
But when don’t have it, you’ll rush to the store,
much faster than you should.

I have recently discovered instant coffee. For some reason, the entire concept has eluded me for years. I have been drinking coffee for about 5 years now, and I usually picked it up at the local convenient store or Starbucks, but now I have changed my outlook.  I have had my first cup of instant coffee, and it tastes just as good as any other type of coffee I have had, for less than I was spending before.