So, this wonderful afternoon, Susan and I were watching television in my room eating our massive Chipotle burritos when a startled cat decided to make her mark.

Needless to say, I’m not too happy about the outcome of the quick zippiness across my face as you can see here. I opted not to spend my entire Sunday in a state of wait just to have a doctor put a needle near my eye and sew my face back together since I don’t think stitches would help very much anyway. I’m bandaged up now with butterfly bandages and a bit of Neo Sputum.

Thankfully, nurse Susie was here to rescue me from the bloody mess. Oh well. It could have been worse.