Please excuse me if you find this inappropriate, but life itself can seem inappropriate and therefore worth sharing with the rest of the world.  Last night at our not so regularly scheduled poker game, I was introduced to a white elephant gift that I must share with you.

Please forgive me, but I cracked up when I “read” it…as Brandon explained to me that he “played earlier and, well, you should try it.”

I suppose a picture is worth a thousand words.